About Me:  
 
So you want to know about me? Ok, here goes nothing.
 
Excuse my paranoia, but I just don't feel safe putting too much of my personal information online. I'm a guy, first off. Seems like trivia, I know, but how often do you talk to somebody on the 'net, assuming they're of one gender, and later discover that your assumption was wrong? It's embarrassing, believe me. Especially when what tips you off is when you meet the guy in person for the first time. On a date. Think about it... Yeah, my sentiments exactly. No, it never happened to me, and yes, I can read your mind. <evil grin>
 
Moving right along, I'm a shorter-than-average guy, between 18 and 24 years of age as of 1999. (There's that paranoia I was talking about) I have ==== hair and ==== eyes. (Hmmm, maybe I'm revealing a bit too much... looking for a guy with hair and eyes, THEY'LL find me too quickly! Best not to mention arms and legs either, or they'll be knocking down my door within days... wait, am I typing this out loud? Oh, no! Where's the backspace key?! \\\\\\It's broken! Cover your eyes! Stop reading! STOP READING!!)